Man, screw studying. Someone just tell me when I get the hell out of here.

[Private to Sun]

What the heck is this?

Hell yes, that was the best freaking game ever. Way to hustle, Susanoo! That's how it's done.

I'll make sure Wei Ri doesn't take over your bed while you're in the infirmary, Nakata. Good job today.

Jeez, will everyone just shut the fuck up? I don't give a shit about all this, but damn, the common room is like a freaking riot every time I go down there. You're freaking out my cat, so just chill out. Damn.

Those Sports Day things were dumb anyway. Who cares about a stupid broom race? Brooms are good for Quidditch and not much else. And can we put in orders for dinner stuff? Because all this Japanese food is starting to taste the same.

Being back at school sucks. I'm pretty sure I lost most of the homework we were supposed to do. Or Nakata's dog ate it. Nakata, I'm finding all kinds of weird shit under my bed. Get rid of it.

I think Wei Ri's doing okay. She cuddles at night, which is good, because Nakata's stupid pregnant dog will probably try to stuff her under my bed.

But yeah, school blows.

When's the next Quidditch game?

[Private to Xiaolian]

So.

Um.

I kissed Sun.




Now what do I do?


[Private to Nakata]

How many girls have you

I need to ask a

Have you dated many gir

Gah.

Hey, we didn't have any homework or anything that we were supposed to do over break, right? Not that I'd probably do it anyway, but I thought I'd check.

The beach was fun. Akita's been pretty cool so far too. I'm sure I'm going to step on a kitten before the month's up.

Weird to be somewhere in Japan other than school, though.

[Private to Xiaolian]

How're you holdin' up, Alian?

[Private to Xiang Jing and Tachibana Ryu]

Thanks. Beach sounds fun. But, uh, how do you get there?



[Private to Sun]

So, are the kittens

How're the kittens

[...]

So, uh, are the kittens doing okay?

WHAT THE HELL.

WHEN I FIND YOU, WHOEVER DID THIS, AND I WILL, MY FIST IS GOING TO BE IMPRINTED IN YOUR FACE.

PERMANENTLY.

This shit freaking sticks to everything, arg!

Feeling any better, Tachibana? Oh, and I heard it was your birthday, Ootomo, so, uh, happy birthday, I guess. Are you still hearing voices?

At least cats aren't attacking me.

[Private to Sun]

Don't try to sneak out of your room. As soon as you wake up, you're eating something.

Seriously, are things ever normal in this place? At this rate, everyone's going to be freaking insane by the end of the year. I am definitely not participating in any of your weird festivals anymore. Every time one happens, something crazy happens right after. This place is a freaking madhouse.

If you're going nuts, don't come near me. I can't handle that shit.

Also, Sun, I

I think Wei Ri

All the stupid cats are

Sun, I can't have Wei Ri the kitten.

Look, I'm no political mastermind or anything, but if you think blood is the only reason someone would betray people, then you're in for a hell of a shocker once that shit goes through.

Just saying.

By the way, how many freaking festivals do you people have? Damn, we just had one!

[Private to Nakashima]

Thanks for the smokes, by the way.

[Private to Sun]

Hey, I

About Nakashima

Uh, so, I think I thought of a name for the kitten.

Okay, well, at least I didn't get one of the weird categories. And I like the beach.

Yeah, ha ha, you're really freaking hilarious, Nakashima.

[Private to Alian]

You want some pink cigarettes?

Good hustle, team. Yeah, we didn't get the Snitch, but we played a good game.

Aniao, how're you feeling? It sucks they wouldn't let you keep playing. You're tough enough to handle it.

How'd the ground feel, Nakashima? I'm pretty sure you owe me something.

And jeez, Sun, think you used enough glitter on that sign? It was freaking blinding.

[Private to Min]

Thanks.

( Private to Nakashima )




( Private to Xiaolian )

What. The. FUCK.

I don't know who did this, but you better believe I'm gonna figure it out. And when I do, you'll be sorry. This kind of crap is for wusses and cowards who are too weak to handle their problems face to face. You can't avoid it forever though. I'm gonna be bringing this problem straight to your doorstep.

I really hate this school.